Twilight: New Moon and Eclipse - Cosmonaut Picture Show

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Runtime: 30:03

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KIRA NO HEBI
KIRA NO HEBI - 23 timer siden
You guys are crazy lol
You made me laugh so much 😂😂👍👍
papa johns
papa johns - Dag siden
bad boys 2 the fucking greatest
Chase McNabb
Chase McNabb - 2 dager siden
This is such Gold
Amy Nguyen
Amy Nguyen - 2 dager siden
YALL ARE HILARIOUS DKWKSJWK
Mr Mr Mr Mr
Mr Mr Mr Mr - 2 dager siden
"I don't want you to come"
"oh yeah I've heard that before"
I'm not sure if I got the right vibes or the wrong vibes
theMrTJF
theMrTJF - 3 dager siden
This video is why im voting for Trump.
Exterminator05
Exterminator05 - 3 dager siden
1:07
Seeing baby cosmonaut was so fucking cute
Ayden Starke
Ayden Starke - 6 dager siden
What's the song at 11:25?
Kevin Salinas
Kevin Salinas - 6 dager siden
Doo doo doo, doodoodoodoo XD
Noodley Arm Man
Noodley Arm Man - 7 dager siden
I enjoy watching you suffer, Marcus.
Emelio Smoke
Emelio Smoke - 7 dager siden
Where you get that shirt my guy?
Jake Wilkerson
Jake Wilkerson - 7 dager siden
Semi-charmed life cracks my shit every...single...time.
JoykillBill
JoykillBill - 8 dager siden
Honestly the commentary helps me stay sane after watching these again, thanks for making these movies sort of watchable xD
Fluffius The Great
Fluffius The Great - 8 dager siden
2:30 Go to Italy, cause a communist revolution.
Mj Fuck the rest
Mj Fuck the rest - 8 dager siden
Y’all are actually funny as hell😂😂
Kieran Turnbull
Kieran Turnbull - 8 dager siden
Man, they really gave up on the actually-inhuman looking, anti-Kardashian white foundation after the first movie. The rest of the Cullens are the fleshiest, warmest toned vampires I've ever seen. Now they kinda just look like a whole family of normal people with a blood fetish. Which...might actually be more unsettling.
ZLATENDAB
ZLATENDAB - 13 dager siden
3:28 yeah just fucking throw her into glass, that way she cuts herself even more and more blood spills so your whole family can feast on her. Edward is smart. Make Jasper look like the bad guy in this scene 200IQ
kebi keba
kebi keba - 15 dager siden
The clip of a wolf licking into a woman's mouth gutted me, it was so unexpected and it made my eyes bulge out in outrage man
Danny Steensma
Danny Steensma - 17 dager siden
I would love to see you guys react to 50 shades of grey that will be so hilarious
SUB-ZERO x9
SUB-ZERO x9 - 21 dag siden
Veronica’s fucking funny
the village hidden in the memes
Definitely
pumpkininja
pumpkininja - 21 dag siden
25:08 end my suffering.
Monkra
Monkra - 22 dager siden
My new favorite clip 26:53
Jonathan Lo
Jonathan Lo - 23 dager siden
Is it me but did I see a can of chaos black spray in the background? Do you play Warhammer??????
Siiri Metsälä
Siiri Metsälä - 16 dager siden
he does, check his ig @cosmonaut_marcus where he shows his miniatures, he also streams while painting them on his twitch
Zach Lentsch
Zach Lentsch - 23 dager siden
This was actually the only movie i had seen in the series until now as well, when it came out, my girlfriend at the time said she would succ if i took her to see it.
cubbleshasreturned
cubbleshasreturned - 24 dager siden
26:54 I like how during the fight scene the cullens just look like rich people going out for a jog
Mngalahad
Mngalahad - 24 dager siden
she petted him like she was asked to do the most retarded thing ever. she seemed like she wasnt convinced of what was going to happen later.
Roflcopter_launchpad 111
Roflcopter_launchpad 111 - 24 dager siden
We should all marry Charlie. All of us. He deserves the world.
BartjeYeYo Gaming
BartjeYeYo Gaming - 24 dager siden
Don't make videos with her. You are way way better and more funny by yourself
Kokuspalme014 F
Kokuspalme014 F - 23 dager siden
I think he should decide that himself
MrEggs4u
MrEggs4u - 25 dager siden
I did an ADR project in college to the fight training scene in eclipse
And can I just say that Im Blue (da ba dee) fits better in the training scene than the actual film music
Captain mike 12
Captain mike 12 - 25 dager siden
Love evol
Gabriyel Mastrianna
Gabriyel Mastrianna - 25 dager siden
Bro florida gang, sunlight killin me
Senpai
Senpai - 25 dager siden
LMFAOOOOOOO
Lord Nexus
Lord Nexus - 26 dager siden
17:28 , god I love that song(God Shattering Star)
thinBillyBoy
thinBillyBoy - 27 dager siden
Oh god you guys are too funny.
An enemy stand
An enemy stand - 28 dager siden
I'm far to late to the party. But I know feel strongly compelled to write a fanfiction where Charlie investigates the cold case of his daughters murder and ends up wrapped up in the world of vampires and werewolves. Naturally my entire understanding of that world comes from these videos. I think I've got a pretty good handle on it.
TheAlarmGames 359
TheAlarmGames 359 - 28 dager siden
I haven’t laughed this hard in a while
Jim H
Jim H - 28 dager siden
Veronica is raunchy as fuck and it's wonderful 😄
Lonewolf360
Lonewolf360 - 18 dager siden
I know right
Anthony Aceves
Anthony Aceves - 29 dager siden
10:10 fuckin Tokyo ghoul music killed me
Joshua robo
Joshua robo - 29 dager siden
This maybe bull crap but I love jt
Kieran Turnbull
Kieran Turnbull - 29 dager siden
These Twilight ones are the best 'you laugh, you lose, you drink' game fuel ever.
Lucas Papadimitriou
Lucas Papadimitriou - Måned siden
Plot twist. Kristen Stewart is a fucking amazing actress, making indie films with master directors like olivier assayas. She just didn't give a crap about twilight.
Alpha
Alpha - Måned siden
17:30 now we know who told him to do it
ChaosChanneler
ChaosChanneler - Måned siden
This video is so perfect I don't understand why it doesn't have a million views already. Perfect editing and jokes at every part. :D
Artwork by Christopher Cayco
Honestly, the editing you did to the fight scene made it lit af.
SilentSID 1119
SilentSID 1119 - Måned siden
Fun fact: a relative of mine told me that actor Jackson Rathbone that plays jasper (had to look up his role) set a guy on fire in high school for a prank
Miles-Jaye Clement
Miles-Jaye Clement - Måned siden
Song @ 10:11 anybody?
3lla st3v3ns
3lla st3v3ns - Måned siden
10:52 "you made my peepee hard, its wolfin timmmeee" easily my favorite moment in this video
SMT Artshow
SMT Artshow - Måned siden
Imagine your daughter goes missing and then someone comes walking out of the woods, *shirtless* , carrying your daughter’s unconscious body back over to you. If this were real life, Charlie would’ve beaten the shit out of that guy 😂😂😂
Xehanort10
Xehanort10 - 15 dager siden
Exactly. For all he knew Bella had been raped and her rapist had brought her back to taunt him about it.
Miggs D
Miggs D - Måned siden
24:17 Jacob had some CAKE
Tertullian Quintus
Tertullian Quintus - Måned siden
when that girl did them jazz hands lmaoooo...you know them by their fruits
J
J - Måned siden
Who's Veronica
She your gf? She got a bf? What's up
japascho
japascho - Måned siden
this videos are realy funy, but whatching them reminds me on that i did whatch all those movies, and i did not enjoy it at all
japascho
japascho - Måned siden
"you have to know how much his erection hurts him" might be my quote of the year
Mansi 34
Mansi 34 - Måned siden
Why were you walking around the forest in your denim shorts? 😂😂
lord of the hacks 60 117
lord of the hacks 60 117 - Måned siden
me and the bois looking for bEaNs 20:10
Emiliano Barrera
Emiliano Barrera - Måned siden
The twilight Fandom needs Charlie X Victoria, imagine her as Bella's stepmom
Matt Stoecker
Matt Stoecker - Måned siden
I legitimately have no idea if the scream at 14:04 is actually part of the move or not
Tarvos
Tarvos - Måned siden
the sound effect at 27:04 killed me instantly
Magick
Magick - Måned siden
I come back to this video just to watch his reaction to the eclipse fight scene
LoopDeLoop
LoopDeLoop - Måned siden
Big fan of Semi-Charmed Life being the theme song of the werewolf bros
Neste